I need a 3-in-1 husband

I have come to the conclusion that I need to marry a web programmer that is also very handy around the house and likes to build stuff. That means he's a little nerdy, like me, and is very technically inclined yet still very cool and manly. If he were a web programmer we'd go really well together. I can design and make everything in print and online look good, but I can't build websites yet or program custom widgets, or any of that other necessary stuff required to really make the most of my talent. I am taking self-taught night classes on web design but I'd still need an expert.

I would also like him to be a massage therapist.